war of the frozen pizzas. Amy's vs Kashi.

For those too lazy to read ahead, Amy's cheeseless pizza wins.

Amy's No-Cheese Pizza: Take away the cheese from pizza and what's left is actually pretty boring. Amy's knew this and didn't just try to pass off a pizza without cheese, they damn well reinvented the pizza altogether. The crust is amazingly sweet and crunchy. The sauce is a sweet onion sauce that tastes nothing like boring tomato sauce. Oh shit and the toppings couldn't be better! artichoke hearts, red peppers, and shitake mushrooms? HERRO YES PREEZ. Holy sweet merciful jesus this stuff tastes so good. This frozen pizza you can get from Whole foods, bakers, or hyvee is permanently on my "list of top 5 comfort foods that i need when i'm staying up late studying for some bullshit test". About the only thing wrong with this pizza is you'll be tasting onions in your mouth well into the next morning. Perfect for lan parties where other gentelmen of ill hygene habits are known to frequent.

Kashi Some Bullshit Pizza with no Cheese: I learned a new german word today. Seelenschmertz. It translates to "Pain of the Soul". I don't think I have to say much else about this pizza. Perfect for people who don't know what the word "taste" means. Sorry Kashi.