Ever since i lived with my parents I've loved clif bars. Then a few years ago Clif (or his son or whoever runs the company) got wise and made these candy bar things.

THESE THINGS ARE AMAZING. seriously. they have like 50 flavors whereas most other vegan bars have either "cardboard" or "interesting" flavor. Peanut butter, chocolate, cookies and cream, lemon, almond vanilla, and my personal favorite MINT CHOCOLATE GIRLSCOUT COOKIE TASTING FLAVOR. (i'm not kidding, just like girl scout cookie)

Anyway I think he made this to appeal to guys who work steel, or weld pipes all day, but i don't care i still eat them. 20g of protein per bar i guess if you're an athlete that means something, but i'm more interested in these things having 20g of chocolate per bar (statement not evaluated by FDA).

They're great meal substitutes in a pinch, like if my wife springs some shit on me like we have to go shopping for baby clothes and i just got done pulling weeds in the yard all sunday afternoon and i'm so hungry stomach is digesting itself i can just pull one of these beauties out of my pocket and go to town on some 200+ calorie awesomeness... all of which i will use for shopping :(

Get these at pretty much everywhere now. bakers, hyvee, whole foods, wohlners has 'em now too, walmart, target... but by far the cheapest and best place to get them is Whole Foods. Yeah weird i know, something is cheaper at whole foods?















(this vin diesel lookin' dudebro has the right idea)